I'd Wear That - Eps. 3

"To get here I must have turned off on Ridiculous Rd. with a L. at Ass Backwards Lane"

I'd Wear That - Eps. 2

"That's even gayer than yoga."

(I just said that and I stand by it.)

I'd Wear That

Often times someone says something and you think it would be a great saying to put on a T-Shirt. That is what "I'd Wear That" posting is all about. Things that have been said that belong on a T. I'll start out with a couple of mine. Feel free to add your own.

"Want a bigger tip? Ask for proof that I'm old enough to drink."

"I'm fine settling but not to the point where I'd want to hit the person on a daily basis."

"I'd like you better if our first date included alcohol."